#6: for A., who very flatteringly said, Any (happy/hot?) Rodney/John thingy from you will fill me with joy. Episode tag to 5x02 "The Seed;" predictably somewhat spoilery.

( John knows that the medical staff keep two different discharge times for him: the second is the one they actually want him to stay until, and the first is the one where if he sneaks out before then, they'll get Ronon to trank him and then go cart him back. )